Let me give you a little test to see how observant you really are.
DO NOT PROCEED UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO!
DO NOT PROCEED UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO!
DO NOT PROCEED UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO!
DO NOT PROCEED UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO!
At what point in the video did you realize something was wrong..
1. When he played his first note (:20)- give yourself 10 points
2. When he switched horns (:50)- give yourself 9 points
3. When he used the wrong fingering on the trumpet on his right (1:09)- give yourself 8 points
4. When one horn was in the mike and the other was off to one side (1:35)- give yourself 7 points
5. When he used his nose (2:16)- give yourself 6 points
6. When he used both nostrels (2:35)- give yourself 5 points
7. When he used both ears (2:53)- give yourself 4 points
8. Do you still think he could do that?- give yourself 3 points
Here’s how you are rated-
10 points- Far above average
9 points- Above average
8 points- Average
7 points- Below average
6 points- Way below average
5 points- Slightly above the IQ of an apple
4 points- PLEASE CHECK YOUR PULSE
3 points- you are now qualified to run for Congress
