Don’s Dictionary of Delirious Dictum

24/7: The time signature of the national anthem of India. Agent: A character how resents performers getting 90% of his salary. Ballet: An art form for people with eating disorders. Bandstand: The area furthest away from an outlet. Big Band: Currently referring to an aggregation of two musicians. Cabaret: A venue where singers do songs from shows that closed out of town. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome: God’s way of telling you that you’ve practiced too much. Classical Composer: A Man ahead of his time and behind in rent. Cruise Ship: A place where a musician has two reasons to throw up.…

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